About the dog food fairy

Today was not a terribly interesting day in Alaska so I will give you some more information about the dog food fairy.

1.  The dog food fairy only comes to dogs with empty bladders.  My mother told me that.  I didn't know I had a bladder.

2.  My mother is NOT the dog food fairy (or Santa Claus like some people have said), because when I was walking my mother last night the dog food fairy came and brought me dinner.

Please let me know if you have any information about the dog food fairy.  I'd like to collect it all in one place.

I wonder what the dog food fairy has to say about sleep.